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Only exercise most Americans get anymore

Sex: Great way to have fun and lose weight at the same time

By andrewtye

the term, 'sex', could fit under a variety of labels: to fuck to be fucked to be porked to stuff the turkey to get laid to be bred to breed to be arroused, or to finish getting aroused to hump the honey to trumpet the clarinet to ride the saddle to suck off, or to be sucked to make love to inseminate to ejaculate to knock the willy wonka into wonderland to jack off together to work out harder to relieve a bad day to pop the pussy to pop the asshole to inhale the cunt to moisten the cunt to stain the cervix to lay some pipe to stuff the donut to physically express shit to yodel to impregnate to have a great night to have a great day to take the risk to be the one making the risk happen to taste whats under pants to let shit go to moisten the sheets to moisten the carpet to moisten the bedsheets to hide the salami to pork your lover to booger the bed to express dick energy to add to the population to make her moan to make him cum to slam to get slammed to dine in the Y to munch on the rug to slam the hen to shoot the sherbert to reporduce to bang to screw to burry the bone ... and many more. whats another you can think of?

she loves sex, he loves sex, they love sex, it loves sex, dumbass neo users love sex. i mean - anyone reading this loves sex like I do.

By sophieisapatheticthot66

Passionate love making

I came home from work one day really depressed. I had just lost my job. My girlfriend already knew. As I walked in the door she pulled me onto the couch and slowly took off my top. I did the same to her to reveal a bear chest with no bra. I got very excited and started to squeeze, lick and gently bite her boobs. As i was doing that she ripped off my jeans. I then started To pull down her jeans when I got an amazing surprise. I saw her wearing a see through g-string covering her freshly waxed pussy. I immediately started to play with her pussy leaving on her g-string. I used my other hand to squeeze her boob. She then put her hands in my pants and took off my boxers to reviel my 8 inch cock. You could see the twinkle in her eyes. I then used my teeth to take off her g-string. I then jumped ontop of her and thrusted my penis all the way into her pussy. She orgasmed and cummed. Best sex ever.

By Bubygbh

Vaginal, anal, or oral intercourse between two or more people.

One day me and my boyfriend were both feeling hott fir some freaky sex. We both have always wanted to have a threesome so we decided to call someone up. His best guy friend came over and by the time he got there I was more than ready to go. With my panties soaked I went up to my boyfriend a took hold of his dick, I carressed it as he grazed my tits. His friend got behind me and slowly put his hands up my skirt. He pulled off my thong and started fingering me. They both picked me up and laid me on the bed. As my boyfriend went down on me I jerked off his friend. His dick was big and it took both hands.. I was still not getting all the kinkyness I was craving, so I dialed up one of my girl friends. When she arrived she immediately stripped down. As my boyfriend shoved his dick in the ass I started to eat my girl out, and she sucked on my mans friends cock. We all flipped and turned in soo many different positions. I'd love to try it all again with new partners;)

By Hornyallthetime34

the spaceship goes into the port which then goes up and down and white fluid is released from the ship. a latex sheild is sometimes used when a ship is being attacked.

some peoples ship with never set sail.

By Steve-O