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A once respectable gaming console company in the mid-80's to early 90's... It has now fallen to a shameful level of using desperate capitalist measures, including cheaply made merchandise (eg: Pokemon), and releasing games that are high in graphic and low in storyline/maturity. It's mascot is Mario, a stereotype Italian who fights enemies often named after racial slurs for Italians. (eg: goombas) The oldschool Nintendo generation has grown up, and it's fanbase now consists of fanboys whom are too young to ploy their parents into buying a Playstation 2 (PS2) with GTA3, or a high end computer capable of playing Battlefield 1942 or even Quake.

Nintendork: "Wow, Metroid Prime with it's cheesy alien-zapping HalfLife ripoff game play and tedious backtracking is awesome! And it's the long awaited sequal to a l33t game that was a hit before I was even born! This is obviously the best game ever made! Common Sense Gamer: Shut the hell up and pick up a copy of Starcraft or Battlefield 1942 if you want good gaming.

By hatred

To urinate. A reference to the fact that Nintendo have named their latest games console the Wii (pronounced Wee) which in most English speaking cultures mean to urinate.

"I'm off to have a quick Nintendo" "Do you need to to do a Nintendo or a number 2?" "I'm desperate for a Nintendo"

By Louis Berk

To parents: Nintendo is the label used by parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.

Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your family?" You: *sigh* "It's an XBOX 360 mom, how many times do I have to-" Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be taking care of that screaming kid! You're in there playing Nintendo all day long and only come out when you're hungry enough to eat! And then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..." You: "......OH you BITCH! Fucken noob combo motherfff-..." Mom: "WHAT?!" You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM...! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!" Mom: "I PAY for that Xbox Live so you can sit around playing Nintendo all day? What is this, a joke?" You: "....OOOOOH! YEAH, BITCH! TEABAG!" Mom: "WHAT?!" You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..." Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room." You: "........" Mom: "Clean up your damn room!"

By HarvesterOfSorrow

a company that sells you the same game and doesn’t listen to their fans

i bought a nintendo switch. and suddenly i lost all my hoes...

By lawquizox

Crappiest shit company ever. Makers of what may quite possibly be the worst fucking games ever. And Rush8192, you won't have to worry about your sanity if you are over the age of 10, you stupid fucking cunt.

Nintendo sucks huge donkey dick. P.S. Rush8192 is a stupid 8-year old fucking retard that needs to stop wanking off to pictures of Princess Peach.

By Rush8192 is a cunt