What's on your mug?

George Bush. Simply George Bush.

Girl- "Where do you live?" Boy- "I live in the United States." Girl- "Hey, your president is that fucked guy." Boy- "Unfortunately, yep." Girl- "Oh. Bummer."

By Herewdome

to have had a penis go into your ass and vagina

my son had a birthday so he asked if he could shower with me, and i said yes then he saw my vagina and boobs and asked if he can touch, and i said yes then he asked me if he can sleep in my bed tonight, i told him yes in the middle of the night h wakes me up and tells me he cant fall asleep, so i told him to do something to distract him so he said okay, then he pulled down my thong stuck his dick in my ass and started humping me. i asked him where did he learn to do it so well and he said, at the sleep over he had they fucked all the girls. that is the story of how i got fucked by my six year old son

By masturbatingmaster

Haha me.

Damn I'm fucked

By Notyohrbasichoe

When girl tells you we need to talk

Jack: Yo dude what does it mean when a girl says we need to talk... Karson:dude that means you’re fucked

By Ginger humps Cleo

When you are so screwed and you cant get out of it

i crashed my car, im so fucked

By Noodleyp