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wow

Crack for gamers, and the real thing that makes people turn into zombies.

"MUST PLAY WOW!!! ... iv been away from my computer too long its been like what ... 30 mins omg we have a raid in 5 min's... AAAAGGGGGG DRIVE ME HOME FASTER I MUST PLAY WOW NOW!!!!" (durning riad) parent: " want dinner?" gamer: "... resisted my spell taht mf omg fuck you all... i didnt cause the wipe..." (5 min's later) Parent: "did you hear me? do you want dinner?" Gamer: "..." (15 min's later) Parent: (behind gamer) "if you want to eat youll come get it now or nothing till morning." Gamer: "..." (head tilts to the side and swivels to the back unnaturally) NO GTF OUT OF MY ROOM!!! IM RAIDING HERE IN WOW!" (after raid about 3-6hrs later depending) Gamer: "damn im hungry." Parent: "ZZzzZZzzZZzz..." Gamer: "fucking shit i did it again ./cry"

By yo1989

wow

World of Warcraft - an mmorpg that starts out very fun with kickass graphics and makes you think that it could be a good game. But like all mmorpgs it get boring as hell after a few hours. Unfortunately this shit is more addictive than crack and once you play you'll need help to quit even though you're fully aware that you're bored. Unlike a lot of mmorpgs you have to pay a monthly fee to play. Basically its for people who cannot find better ways to spend their time and money.

I started playing wow and I have no fucking life My friends have left me now and every moment is strife

By tony chen

WoW

The vast abyss of hopelessness which means your ass is permenantley glued to a computer. Signs that people will play WoW: You will not see them for periods of up to 72 hours at a time. They will smell worse than your grandparents barn. The only thing in their room is a computer and 200 bottles filled with urine. They will only talk about WoW at school or other social gatherings in which they go to, and those are rare.

When you go to your friend's house and he immediatly shows you the new expantion pack of WoW that he has just recently bought and is already 3/4 of the way through, smells like shit, and there are numerous bottles of urine in his room, you can expect never to see him outside again.

By A†heis†

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