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A pasty faced, weird-looking billionaire who bought Twitter, driving away followers and reinstating the incendiary accounts of “people” such as Donald Trump and his disciples.

Dave: “Twitter says that COVID-19 vaccines have microchips made by Bill Gates.” Irene: “Bullshit! I heard nothing from the World Health Organization, Anthony Fauci and the Centres for Disease Control about microchips in out vaccines.” Dave: “Get educated.” Irene: “Well, I am - and any idiot who calls themselves a doctor, nurse of pharmacist would say this about any vaccine just to trick people like you.” Dave: “But, but, but.” Irene: “That rich ninny Elon Musk has just allowed what I call misinformation about COVID-19 vaccines back on Twitter. I’ve just canceled my account because of him.” (Dave leaves speechless).

By The Real Canadian

The term for leakage of sperm from the ass and down into the vaginal crevice, resulting in an accidental pregnancy (formerly known as a Tokyo drift).

She wasn't on the pill so I went through the back door. Unfortunately I was too slow with the towel afterwards, resulting in an Elon Musk.

By DoctorThrob

A type of sex position where you put money on your dick and shove it in the hole

"oi Jimmy, I just Elon Musked Sarah!" "no way! Your one lucky guy!"

By icepyxl

someone who smokes weed all the time, and just because he could, he blew up the biggest rocket in the world.

The oldest kid in the world with a bunch of money, Elon Musk.

By TheTrialGamer

Everyone knows who he is. Example:

Rando: Who is Elon Musk? Me: Bruh.

By A guy who has common sense