Dad
Def. ~noun The better parent. The one that treats you like an equal and respects you. The one that provides moral guidance and teaches you about life. The one that co-conspires about hiding broken stuff from Mum. He protects and cares and makes you laugh but calls you ridiculous nicknames.
Dad: Pig! Get over here! Kid: Don't call me that in front of my friends! Dad: Well don't be a pig then!
By Kidlet