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Anne

Anne is my wife. She has red hair and a hand-me-down robe; she’s probably a Weasley. Except she’s a slytherin. Anne doesn’t like dirty jokes or swearing, but is a fan of murder. She is a good wife in that she will murder anyone who tries to fuck with me. Sometimes she is quiet but is still popular and everyone likes her. She is also very smart. She reads at the speed of light and is in accelerated math. She is a chopsticks (the game) prodigy. She will use her knowledge to tutor her friends for free.

Friend: yo is that Anne? Me: yeah, I want to kiss her so bad Friend: wtf Anne: will you marry me? Me: ok Me: are you cheating on me Anne: yes, I am. Suck it up Me: … Me: I’m keeping the toaster Me: *runs away and cries*

By definitelynotawkwardsloth

Anne

A blessing from the lord himself. Anne is the most kind and loving person that you can come across ever. (And funny 😉). Although she is so beautiful, she can be a little bit insecure at times - be sure you tell her how gorgeous she is. If you have an anne in your life, u think that is is safe to say that you are one of the luckiest people to ever walk the earth.

Hannah talking to Rebecca Hannah: I love my best friend Anne soooo much. Rebecca: you are friends with Anne?? Lucky!

By Hannahwashere123

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