What's on your mug?

unfair, injustice, often own by people who are rich and good-looking.

gem789: dam i have no life.. fren: cos ur not rich and good-looking.

By gem798

men Life's a bastard, then you marry one, then you die.

Crystal: "Life's a fucking bitch girl! Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?" Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne." Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't! Men are such fucking pigs! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.

By The Anrkissed

Here is the best way to put it your born and your wearing diapers your a teenager having fun playing sports your an adult drinking lots of friends having sex and driving your a dad working hard little friends taking care of kids old man back in diapers

life is a like a gas gauge F is fun E your ooutta time

By Waterguy

When something is "life", it is something really awesome.

That is fucking life!!

By aofgwjdd

to Life verb: to slander, down talk, or give a uncalled for amount of shit to another person, for some small or meaningless reason other uses: to life, getting lifed, lifing someone

dude 1: so my damn teacher totally fuckin lifed me in front of the whole class today dude 2: i know he's a dick but why the hell would he life you like that? dude 1: i dont know, i guess cuz i was late, but it was only like 30 damn seconds

By gergle