What's on your mug?

refers to gram of cocain.

"i need to get a life..."

By [hoo ha]

To proceed to attempt to obtain and width-hold enough information to define the word "universe" as clearly and deeply as possible.

Mathematics and Scientific research is the key to having a successful life.

By Skott

Something you should go get.

For instance: "Get a life" "Shut up and get a life" "Leave me alone and go get yourself a life"

By Mj😁

A hellish place created by heterosexuals that magically expect their children to be grateful for being born. The existence is filled with disease and death and psychotic parents expecting you to be happy despite it all happening. If you’re born a male, you have to ignore your desires and automatically find a female partner and eventually get her pregnant (or endlessly have sex with her because her desires are your penis even if you don’t want that) or be constantly shamed until the day you die. If you’re born a female, you have to constantly do your makeup and endlessly be pretty and heterosexual as well — or bisexual for “powerful” men. You aren’t allowed to be free just like men aren’t allowed to be free. You must shut up 100% of the time and always do what people tell you to do.

Me: “Hey, I’m alive! I’m ready for life!” Them: “Good: sign here and here and here and here and here and now you’re officially my slave. So sorry that you were manipulated with money since the moment you were born. MAN UP, GROW UP, and GET OVER IT. NO ONE CARES!!!!”

By Elsa Buttersworth

A crusty piece of smeg which I am holding onto for my only true friend.

By wgas