What's on your mug?

Death and taxes

Life is a good thing

By Whoknowswhatever

Absolute shit.

Me:what is the definition of life? Friend:Absolute shit.

By Ashley Candycorn

Hell on Earth.

I hate Life.

By I like turtels

What God gave you

Enjoy your life... not lyfe no one will pick you up.

By WhyUTakeMeName;-;

A disease with a 70-80 year survival rate.

Person 1: Yeah, I contracted life. Person 2: Woah man, me too!

By BillyMcSaggyTits