What's on your mug?

what you need

kid 1: hey, look at this silly definition for "tingting"! kid 2: hey, you need a life.

By facebook_stalker

Is a b*tch, and then you die.

"Life's a b*tch, and then you die. Try to make it easier for yourself. Pimp that b*tch and make her your h0e."

By dboyish408

The condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

If you're reading this you're experiencing life, and the only alternative is death.

By Tooliteral

Depending on the individual, life is either the greatest thing in the world or the worst.

person #1: Ahhh, life is great, dont ya agree? person #2: Fuck no. Life sucks

By isuckwithcreatingrandomnames

A whole lot of rules with not many people following them.

Bill: "How does he get away with it?" Joe: "That's life! A whole lot of rules with not many people following them."

By MedicalDirector