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PMS

When your friend has major mood swings, from being excited and running around like a bumble bee, to sitting there with a grouchy look on her face saying she hates her life.

Me: Why don't we go do something today? Her: SURE! Sounds great! Her: Do i look okay? Me: Of course! You look fine, lets go. Her: No, i dont want to, i look ugly, my nose is huge, and i have zits everywhere. Me: Really, you look fine, come on lets go. Her: STOP BEING SO PUSHY! God just leave me alone! Me: Just go take a Midol miss PMS, and lets go.

By mmhmyouknow.

PMS

PMS = Pre Menstrual Syndrome *A way to avoid PMS is to have PMS. Let me explain. To Avoid Pre Menstrual Syndrome (PMS) you should have Pre Marital Sex (PMS). And by the way.... Men are right about PMS, I am a complete Psycho Bitch when I have PMS! And I think everyone around me when I'm PMSing suffers more than me! Duh, it's not that bad for me, thats why they make Midol! But I do have a correction, it's not just men us PMSing women get mad at, its any person or object that pisses us off for any reason.

My Shrink: Megan, what the fuck? your dad tells me you threw a computer out the window last week? Lets talk about it. Me: Yeah. I was PMSing. My Shrink:O. Nevermind then, that explains it all!!

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