What's on your mug?

When you do anal and you have poop all up on yo dick and you put it innetween a middle aged woman's breast

Jacobs mom got sloppy joed by Tate after a long night in the fields

By Sxfvhnk1100

When a fat chick's pussy is so wet and cavernous that it sounds like fapping rather than sex

"Guess what!" "What?" "I fucked your mum!" "ewww" "Yeah she is a real sloppy joe!"

By mehling

When a person(male or female) takes a shit on your cock and then fuck with the shit all over your dick

"Last night was great!" "Jimmy gave me a sloppy joe and we had fun for hours!"

By Peter B. Stiff

When you go to hook up with a guy and instead of kissing him you make a hysterical move to lick his face and make wierd noises with your mouth and tongue. All in the hopes of scaring the guy away.

Hey! So I heard you gave Nate the sloppy joe? Yeah. I think I was his first kiss.

By The Sloppy Joe Master

This is to graphic to describe, but it involves the leftover fluid from a texas chili bowl, a possum (dead or alive), a wooden dildo, your schools lunch ladys, and a german dominatrix. The result is the "meat" found in your schools sloppy joes

Lunchlady: who wants some sloppy joes.. I made them extra sloppy for yous kids, cause i know yous likes em sloppy. hahahaha

By JDubz