What's on your mug?

He buys you fucking fishing lures

Robert buys fucking lures

By Peen king

they will always have a girlfriend called Grace.

Robert is used as a sexy guy.

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The most ratchet human being in the world

wow that robert is so ratchet

By slutoz

Robert is very fun and athletic and knows how to have a good time. He has many friends and makes everyone laugh. No one can stop talking about him! He steals hearts quickly but doesn't just dump the lucky girl immediately, he stays with her and won't stop liking her through his mistakes. Robert isn't the smartest but is really smart compared to others. Robert is the BEST!

Evangelina: I met Robert last year but he is AWESOME!!!He stole my heart!!!

By Carolina/Spanish Name

(n) a rare kind of clown porn available only in Gaelic. now illegal in 129 countries (including Russia), it is the most dangerous porn to shoot on account of Interpol constantly cracking down on the underground rings.

"Oh my God, did you hear about that Robert bust the other night?" "Yeah man, that was some fucked-up shit."

By Amelia K-S