Your Mileage May Vary. Little talked about escort code for "If you're good looking you may be entitled to some extras beyond the standard "straight fuck" FS and BJ such as GFE, DATY and FK". This is usually done to encourage a repeat call from a desirable client.
When she said YMMV, boy did she mean YMMV.
By bill the cat
Your Mileage May Vary. Escort code for "If you can't get it up quickly, keep it up, or smell like a diharrea omelette, your session will come to a close really fast.
Trixie pointed out to her client, "YMMV, Rodney, seeing as you just blew your load after shaking my hand
By billmaniac
Your Mother's Musky Vagina
This cheese smells like YMMV
By mocok
Used in forum discussions for deals. Means "Your Market May Vary" because some big chain stores only offer deals in specific markets or products may sell out fast in your market area. Also translated as "Your Mileage May Vary" by people who don't know what they are talking about.
X deal at Y store YMMV! See more useful (and current)examples at fatwallet.com's hot deals section.
By a person again
Your mouth, my vagina
I asked if oral sex was safe and the escort said it is ymmv.
By Yessir Itsme