What's on your mug?

The phenomenon experienced when reminded of one's permanent residence in the friendzone

Crush: She was just asking if we're dating, which I said we're not Me: *thinks*: Ouch, that stings.

By EmiLogic

A style of farting done while walking where every step you fart. The name originates from the song by Sting and the Police "Every Breath You Take" and the "sting" of the odor soon to hit the nostrils.

While walking across campus, I had a 12 step sting.

By Michael G. Leonard

1. Stage name of Gordon Sumner, a British musician, activist, actor and self-styled philanthropist. Prior to a solo career, he was the principal songwriter, lead singer and bassist of the rock group 'The Police'. 2. An injection of a poison via stinger by an animal or plant, such as a bee sting. In both cases what you get is an irritating prick.

Sting flies round the world with an entourage of 235 people in two Jumbo Jets, in order to tell us how important it is to protect the environment.

By Shakespeare's Plumber

One-time successful recording artist with a face like a squashed crab.

Sting found fame with the Police then as a solo artist. Totally self-absorbed, his main interests have since been tribes, singing in his bare feet (?) and tantric sex. A word of advice Sting: if that's what tantric sex does to your face, then celibacy is WAY OVERDUE. And sort your hair out n'all, it's weird...

By clairem

Lead singer for one of the greatest bands ever (who seem to go unappreciated) THE POLICE! I believe The Police are one of the most underrated bands of all time. Lead by Sting, who wrote most of their songs lyrics, The Police were a force to be reckoned with. They fused rock, reggae, new wave, and punk together to create such classics as "Walking on the Moon" and "Roxanne".

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light...

By SuperSonicX