What's on your mug?

Basically like having a crush but more intense

He's totally simping for her. He totally has a crush on her

By Footloos

v. to simp. Tricking, groveling, or basically just letting females walk all over you for no apparent reason other than your own bitch-made-ness.

Johnny met Sue. Sue likes Johnny. Johnny fell in love with the poon. Sue tried to put the smack down. Instead of regulating, Johnny started being a simp and takes her out to fancy dinners and what not. *Johnny is begging Sue to take him back whilst his boys are waiting in the cypher* Homeboy James says, "God damn it Johnny! Stop simping and hit the bleez already you simp-a-ho!"

By The Tallboy

A mental illness that only affects Males widely reported symptoms are as follows 1) Repetitious mumblings comprising of "Yes Dear" "No Dear" "Sorry Dear" 2) Allows himself to be trod upon repeatedly by females & apologizes pathetically for it 3) Grovelling to a female in the vain hope of receiving her validation to make them feel more like a "real man" 4) Giving attention/praise to undeserving females, the females are well aware of this and will use him to their advantage 5) Putting himself into a subservient/submissive position under a female in the hope of winning them over without the female bringing anything to the table 6) rolling out red carpets for every female encounter for no apparent reason 7) fighting with other Male sufferers either physically or verbally for sole female attention 8) Irrational thoughts EG. thinks a female with 2 or more bastard children is a high quality female 9) Delusions EG. In his eyes all females are good no matter what they do or say, he may feel beholden to a female due his delusions 10) Believes that a "Real Man" should shower female's with gifts & pay all her bills & entertainment costs, most sufferers may do this for sex & validation from the female, whereas non-sufferers can clearly identify this as prostitution. More serious cases of simping sufferers may do this for female validation alone. Known Cure "The Red Pill" although some sufferers of simping reported that this can completely disappear with age & experience.

A daily dose of "The Red Pill" can help cure Simping

By Sirius-C

The act of placing women on a pedestal in hopes of getting sex in return from them one day. Similar to simp only now it's an action.

Johnny is subscribed to 3 e-girls on patreon I be he is mad simping.

By Cslug

When someone is in their feelings or simply reminiscing a time, place, or person, that causes them to fall into a sad mood.

Maria: Why are you always playing sad music? Alex: Shut up! I’m simping.

By Tsxluv.simp