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Poltergeist

Essentially the opposite of a ghosty. This is when you take a shit and the outcome is a long ordeal where no faeces seem to disappear between wipes. Other characteristics of a poltergeist may include: extreme stench, earth shattering flatulence and a complete redecoration of the porcelain.

Ryan: Are you alright Louis? Louis: Not really Ryan, I just banished a poltergeist _________ Jim: You might not want to go in there for a while boys, I just left a hideous poltergeist! _________ Kell: Fuck me my arm aches, was in there half an hour dealing with a poltergeist!

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