What's on your mug?

The only reason you own a home.

I just closed on my mortgage. I'll be moving in to my new home next week.

By nudebuddah

A slang expression based on the length of time of financing for the average home loan, generally 15 to 30 years, used to denote a specific period of time generally associated with a lengthy jail or prison sentence.

I heard Kenneth went to court last week thinking he was going to get off with a light sentence or even probation. With all the stuff he was into and all the trouble he's caused, I wasn't a bit surprised to hear the judge mortgaged his ass to the state penitentiary.

By Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat?

Another name for your wife or husband.

I'd better make this the last beer, it's time I got home to the mortgage.

By Jay Woo