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terrible band recording terrible music with terrible music videos with greasy grandmas and the lead singer boning some wriggly chick.

man, maroon 5 sucks dude yes, yes they do

By hawkdude56

A shockingly poor attempt at anything other than repetitive, unimaginative, bland noise. It can only appealing to that unfortunate bunch of O.C. and Dawson's Creek loving sub-humans. Busted-esque is a compliment! How Hollywood has ruined a generation!

Person 1: "Aren't Maroon 5 shit?" Person 2: "Yes, good call."

By Spoon

The band that Lance Bass and George Micheal have erotic fantasies to. Words cannot describe how terrible this group is. They call themselves Funk, but sound more like downs-syndromed Reggae laced with mainstream Pop. Their fanbase consists of poor, helpless junior high school girls who don't have souls.

Maroon 5 make the Beach Boys look badass.

By Themanthatyoufear

A great band in a music industry today where you can get by with talentless guitarists and overwrought whiny emo lyrics (see Taking Back Sunday, Hawthorne Heights, etc.) The band is a blend of rock,pop, and funk. The musicians are all very talented especially lead guitarist Adam Levine. The band has gotten a bad rep because emo kids don't like the happy, upbeat lyrics. Theres no depression or cutting of wrists in Maroon 5's music so why should emo kids care?

Maroon 5 is a great band

By ChewyIsMyCoPilot

When 5 males decide to have a male orgy. When this occurs, they all expel their bowels on each other whilst cumming everywhere.

Adam Levine: GUYS! GUYS! We should have a male orgy!!! *Orgy begins* Adam Levine: AAAAGH! AAAAGH! *poop comes from his butt hole* after this, we should make a band! It will be called Maroon 5 because there is 5 of us, and our penises are all brown from the poop.

By Hadvar's pimp