Slang for a car, usually old cars, somewhat of the ford model T Design. Some cars that can be seen as "classic" today can be considered a jalopy, but mostly anything before "classic" like a old old classic.
There goes old man Jenkins in his jalopy.
By John Penix
A term for an old (over 60) woman's vagina.
"Would you like some jalopy joes? I made it extra sloppy for ya!" "She was a cougar, her jalopy has been all over the place" "That roast beef sandwich was as greasy as your grandma's jalopy"
By adr06e
A sexual partner, can be either male or female, used in fast food transactions who does not perform at acceptable standards.
Sarah: "Hey Ames. Ya gonna grab some fast food tonight?" Amy: "Nah. The last Ronald Mcdonald turned out to be a total jalopy, girl. He left a bite mark on my neck!" Sarah: "There will be no jalopies in this drive-thru!"
By Rah14
slow, outdated computer. usually running at slow processing speeds and with inadequate memory.
My computer at home takes forever to download anything. It is such a jalopy.
By worddog
all swear words or retarded
you are bare jalopy
By crazed chic