What's on your mug?

Carved from a single heaving mass of cellulite

He's got a bad case of the heels

By Anonymous

Wear a heel step one time and fall and crack yo legs

Boy : Yo babe can i try yo heels ? Girl : Nah bruh you a male Boy : Please Girl : ok... *hears bell rings* Pizza Delivery : Ayo the pizza here ! Boy : Ite comi- *Breaks legs with heels* OH NIGG- AAAAAAAAA, Oh... My legs Broke

By Kickoff2ndOP

The shoes which give tallness

Wow, this girl is so tall! - not really, she's just wearing heels.

By nosoulnoproblem