What's on your mug?

to 'crimp' out a huge poo.

Me and Max crimped out a massive poo earlier.

By Crimper95

Used in conjunction with a description of having just been to the toilet, or in the process of going to the toilet

I'm gonna go crimp off a length I just crimped off a massive length Just let me go crimp off a length first

By Nathan C

The action of attaching a tip to the end of a cable. After the tip is attached you can plug the cable into the networking card. the process must be executed with great care and style; poorly crimped ends can cause problems which are nightmarishly difficult to identify.

I just snip crimp and plug and bam bam we are online

By warren b

A person with limited abilities. They are often seen as less intelligent and can be used as replacement for "retarded".

I heard Kevin is a Centrist. He's such a crimp.

By superfantasticswagbitches

The act of cutting off ones poo mid-evacuation using ones anal sphincter

"I had to crimp that one right off as i was late for the bus" "I had to crimp that one off abit early or ide have choked that hoe"

By Big jakesy and little jakesy