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The day after Thanksgiving when millions of people stand in line at various retailers and act like retards.

I hate Black Friday. Should be called Wack Friday.

By peecee1978

The day after Thanksgiving, traditionally the first day of the Christmas season and the busiest shopping day of the year. Called "Black Friday" because of the massive profits retailers rake in, recording them in black as opposed to red which denotes losses.

"I'm going shopping at 10 this morning" "It's black friday, everything will already be gone!"

By Ars gratia artis

The day when mankind proves yet again that humans will literally kill someone for a Blu-ray player. The day after Thanksgiving, a shit ton of retards grab their sleeping bags and tents and flock to the entrance of the Walmart at midnight, waiting for the store to open at around 4AM. The nanosecond that the doors swing open, you better brace yourself, because the apocalypse has begun. Within seconds, some douchebag who ABSOLUTELY MUST be first in line will plow through the massive crowd, stepping on children and endangering the lives of other humans and sprinting down the aisles looking for the TV section. Every year, someone gets pushed over, and everyone just tramples all over them, paying no mind to the wellbeing of the adults and sometimes little children that suffer injury from the greedy little bastards that participate in this day. If you want to shop at all on Black Friday, you'd best do it at the crack of dawn, because by 10AM every last item on the shelf will be gone. And if by some divine miracle you're able to make it out of the train wreck at the front door with all of your body parts intact, you have to fucking fly to get to the things you want. As soon as you reach for that flat screen, some greedy asshole will punch you square in the face and take it right from you. That's how ignorant and retarded the people of the world are these days. And yet, the stores still celebrate this day.

Just shop online on Black Friday. You won't have to put up with any retards if you order from Amazon.

By DeviousFudge

The day after Thanksgiving, when stores decide to open at the asscrack of dawn to start Christmas sales. Most people fall for this ploy and wake up at 4am to fight other mothers for cheap presents.

Guy1: Hey, are you going to do black friday? Guy2: Fuck no, man, do I want to get trampled by a crowd of people trying to buy a cheap Xbox?

By fie onyou

The day after Thanksgiving where you have a higher chance of being trampled to death in a store while trying to get a cheap tv

Person 1: Hey, are you going to (insert store here) for Black Friday shopping? Person 2: Heck no, I'm shopping online. Don't want to be trampled to death by someone carrying a large, cheap tv.

By AdmiralSupreme