What's on your mug?

The most overrated day of the year. But technically you have a reason to eat chocolate and become obese.

Happy overrated Valentine’s Day.

By Gabadoor the magnificent

Another excuse, aside from Halloween, for school-aged children to binge on candy

When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.

By ResponsibleDrinker31

When only vaccinated couples or lovers are allowed to dine at restaurants on singles’ “most dreaded day of the year” if they show proof of inoculation at the entrance, or had previously emailed a copy of their certificate of vaccination while making a booking.

On this Ⓥalentine’s Day, guesstimate how many unvaccinated couples worldwide were turned away because they posed a health hazard to both restaurant owners and staff and the diners.

By MathPlus

A day for sex and to show love and affection to there man or woman no money is needed for this day only a plus this day is to spend time together.

She loved just seeing her boyfriends face on Valentine’s Day.

By Tommy Wilson

A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.

Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick

By Dat_Boi33