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a rich white town full of assholes where you get invited to a bar/bat mitzvah every weekend, then they wear the sweatshirts the next day to increase popularity.

I see ur from scarsdale

By jenpirkins

A small town in New York. Contrary to the definitions above, Scarsdale is a rich town but not ALL of them are rich. Yes, The football team sucks ass, since it gets an ass-kicking from the New Rochelle football team (one of the best in the state.) Anyway, every time i drive through scarsdale, i see small houses and simple cars and huge houses and nice cars (i live in new rochelle) The high school is top notch, but the middle school is HUGE! Yes there are some rich assholes is scarsdale,yes the high school might have stoners who get high but get on the honor roll, but some of this is made up. but how do i know all of this? well lets just say i have a little birdy telling me...( plus there are some yuppie moms and their crying kids walking 'round scarsdale or driving, since they only drive)

Scarsdale NY: Famous for.. 1980- The creator of the Scarsdale Diet is murdered by his lover in his own home. 2002- 5 kids end up in the ER after a bunch of teenagers show up drunk for the high school homecoming party and puke all over the place.(sadly, the freshmen did too) 2013: A Scarsdale mom of three is arrested for growing 3 million dollars of pot in a warehouse in a warehouse in Queens.

By a nerd.

Home of the Jews. Needless to say, if you venture out into this wealthy NYC suburb during a Jewish holiday such as Yom Kippur, alas! No stores are open. Anywhere. So don't even try. But the high school is bangin' yo. They got them TVs in the hallways.

"Yo, I took the SATs at Scarsdale high the other day, and man, it was madd filled with asians and jews!" "Ew, that girl is such a JAP. She must be from Scarsdale."

By citizen of rye

A town where people will look at you like you have 3 heads if you say you plan on attending a public university. The main town that gives Westchester County a bad name (or good name, which ever way you look at it.) The reason people think Westchester is full of snobs is mostly b/c of Scarsdale. A town whose postal address spans, literally, 6 towns, so that some people in Eastchester, Yonkers, Mamaroneck, New Rochelle, and Greenburgh can impress their relatives in Jersey by saying they live in "Scarsdale". A place where you are the pariah if you didn't get a Ferrari for your 15th birthday. Everything that happens in Scarsdale is such a big fucking deal. Bomb threat at Scarsdale High School - front page of the newspaper. Bomb threat at Mount Vernon High School - wait, I've never heard of any bomb threats there...

The word "snob" derives from Scarsdale: Scarsdale New york Obnoxious Brat

By YO Man

A town in New York that everyone on this fucking website seems to hate because A FEW people are rich. Also hated because there are a lot of Jews. IS THAT EVEN SO BAD?!! Nobody gets ferraris, barely anyone even gets cars for their 16th b-day. Also, one definition made fun of our football team. YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF OUR WEALTH. YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF OUR RELIGION. YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF OUR GOOD SCHOOLS. YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT THE SCARSDALE RAIDERS!!! All these false stereotypes are making me want to move to Colorado, where I won't be treated like a snob BECAUSE I'M FUCKING NOT ONE! Also, there is a lot of snow here, which is a plus.

Hey you wanna move to Scarsdale? Yeah, I've heard it's a nice town with nice people. The kids would love all the snow, too.

By TheScarsdaleRaider