Main character in the best selling fiction book of all time. Don't bother reading it though, he dies in the end.
I'm so bummed that Jesus Christ got killed off in the end of the Bible! But hey, they could totally make a killer zombie movie from his resurrection.
By skifreemt
A mythological creature to whom is attributed power to redeem man from eternal damnation as a consequence of sin. Born of man's need to believe in something, Christ is a useful tool for many things: keeping the gullible in line, raising money, imposing morals on others, justifying war, bloodshed, and terrorism, explaining away tragedies like childhood cancer and natural disaster, silencing dissent, and imposing guilt, are among the most popular miracles performed by Jesus. Christ retains a strong following thousands of years after his invention, despite the advance of science, education, and technology in the years since.
Jesus Christ, almighty son of God, has all power in heaven and earth, except the power to grow a money tree.
By runrobrun
God, also the son in flesh
Jesus Christ is god, nuff said
By SoBsubsidiary>
Jesus Christ is a fictional character. Associated with The Bibles(A Fictional Storybook) and Christianity.
Good morning kid, today we'll be learning about what Jesus Christ taught us in our life.
By Doomester
The protagonist in the best-selling fiction book of all time. Spolier Alert: Jesus dies. Also used as an exclamation of shock. It can be used with the conjuction of another word inserted between 'Jesus' and 'Christ'.
1) Reference to Bible Pastor: So have you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour? Jessica: Oh wait, you mean that dude with the beard who's the main character in that popular bullshit book where magic happens? That one? Nah... did you hear I'm officially atheist? 2) - Shock Ally: Did you hear Dan got into jail? Ben: Jesus Christ! How the hell'd that happen!? 3) In conjuction with another word. Tom: So what answer did you get for 5c on the maths homework? Olly: Jesus rollerblading Christ, I forgot we had homework! ----- Lolita: So... when's your birthday again? Beth: Jesus fucking Christ Lolita, how many times do I have to tell you?
By HelloWorld121