What's on your mug?

The act of getting hit in the nuts really really hard. Usually only used when the hit is hard enough to incapacitate the person for more than a minute. Can also be shouted when someone gets hit in the balls hard in an embarrassing or stupid incident.

"Oh man, when my brother fell off the bike seat the crossbar of the bike grouched him. He might have to go to the doctor." Tim *to hot chick*: Hey baby, are those things real? Hot chick kicks Tim in the nuts hard. Tim *lying on ground holding balls*: UGHHHAUUUGH Tim's friend: GROUCH!

By pantskick

1. International French finance firm that specializes in global commerce. 2. Extremely boring and mind numbing organization in the world. 3. Due to lack of interesting services, large amounts of boredom, in addition to the corporate drama, it is the first part of a phrase. (Phrase also known as The Shades of Grouch)

Intern Wang at Grouch is head over heals for soon to be legal assistant Rajeev. Rajeev comes to work with massive circles on his neck that look like the craters on the moon's surface. Intern Wang decideds to talk to Intern Meng about her frustration and they begin to elaborate on how fowl and gross the other co-workers are and how they should have a massive "social gathering" and get any pending issues out of the way. All because of BOREDOM...

By Enslaved employee

Alternative to 'White Trash', but can refer to garbage people of any race.

"That kid Chris is a fuckin' grouch."

By CM_Spade

grough when someone is being annoying and grouchy the day after a big party when they didn’t get dick

sofia: i had the best night last night with fillip mia: we get it ashley: stop being a grouch

By tito’s ballsac

Somebody you think is more cynical than you.

Yea, Oscar's reason for being a grouch was that he lived in a trash can, but what's his/her real reason for being intentionally unpleasant? Rejection isn't physically painful the way that being tortured is, so that's not a real reason.

By Solid Mantis