Dad
Something that will run and never come back to you
Teacher: come on class let’s learn about boomerangs Student: *sighs* I wish my dad was a boomerang
By Big mussel man
What's on your mug?
Dad
Someone who disappears for sixteen years of your life in which they smoked three and a half fields of tobacco and impregnated all of San Francisco only to come back to you when your on the wrong side of twenty-five and depressed due to your failing marriage and your unappreciative children to seek forgiveness.
"Hey, Dad did you ever get that milk?"
By LilBigGay
Dad
The guy that will leave u when u r a baby and come back when u sign that NBA contract
Man! Why did my dad leave?
By Maysenb15
dad
HE'S NEVER COMING BACK
dad: I'm going to the gas station brb me: lmao ok *15 years later* still not home
By Duyaesfiuvlbas gisg
Dad
The true man in your life that is their for you. Your Dad may also be your Father but your Father may not be your Dad. Your Dad loves you, comforts you, supports you and helps you. Your Dad is someone that you should be able to respect (even if at times you don't show it).
Me: My birth Father is a man I could never respect. He was never there for me even though he could have been. The man my Mom later married was one of the nicest, most trustworthy and loving people I have ever known he is my true Dad.
By True Meaning