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butt hurt

This emotion usually stems from an unfounded sensitivity to a superficial prank, joke, or durogatory statement. It's most hilarious uses are on highly religious or homophobic people since it also implicates the hyper-sensitive person as being a big Mo if male, or an anal-receiving Sperm Sponge if female.

I don't know why Tom Cruise got so butt hurt about that in the closet episode on South Park when he probably owns his own astro-glide production plant to keep up with the amount of anal lube he goes through.

By Narcolepticjay

butt hurt

When you have hurt feelings and aren't over it yet. You are embarassed and holding a mini-grudge so you're in a bad mood and don't want to do or be around whomever butt hurt you. Derived from: being kicked in the butt. It hurts, you are embarassed, so you grab your butt and run away to hide and sulk, not wanting to show your face for a while because you don't want anyone to make fun of you. Maybe you want to shed a little tear by yourself and have a pity party.

"Come on bro, let's play again" You turn away, cross your arms. Pause. Say "yeah right" under your breath. "Dude, quit being all butt hurt, I didn't mean it like that!" "Whatever."

By offya

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