What's on your mug?

a book is a place to let your mind run free from reality, you are given words that you can completely make your own with just the way you think. a book is one of gods greatest gifts. and with new technolegy the number of books is going down and with that so is the number of people with imagination. to many they are just words assembled on pages but to others they are a work of art creating their own world.

"why do you like books so much?" " because when i read i go into my own little world, so i can escape from the horror of reality"

By Verocica roth

Shit to make you smart.

Instead of saying. Hi. You now say sup mother fuckers. Book help us.

By Crapthatfunny

Mutiple definitions, 1. An elephant with boiling hot explosive diarrhea with mental issues. 2. The spirit of your dead gerbil that came back to life to haunt you. 3. The cheese in between your toes.

1. "I saw a book at the airport yesterday!" 2. "My gerbil came to life to haunt me so I called Justin Bieber to help me bust that damn book!" 3. "I had a lot of books in my toes so I scraped it into my moms mouth while she was sleeping."

By Danny DeVito's Eyelash

the thing that make boomers have an instant orgasm just by looking at it

kid: hey grandpa i found this really cool book- grandpa: aaauuughhh yeahhh kid: k im gonna go now

By dudopa

A book is (100,000) one hundred thousand cash could be bundled within rubber bands or what have you. STACK & RACK are commonly confused in urban slang. Book & Bible are unknown even to the most street-smart individuals. $1,000 equals one(1) rack. $10,000 equals one(1) stack. 10 stacks equals a book. 10 books equals one(1) bible. Breakdown as follows: Rack = $1000 Stack = $10,000 Book = $100,000 Bible = $1,000,000

Jen: How much money do you have to buy that penthouse suite on South Beach? Tom: 9 books Note: Technically equals = $900,000

By joey jaw breakers FLA