skwelch
A somewhat painful, yet oddly satisfying bodily function
1-Girlfriend: "What are you doing?" Boyfriend: Don't move, I'm about to skwelch." 2-Girl:"What is taking so long!?" Boy:"OH MY GODDDD!! I'M SKWELCHING!!!!!!!!!" Girl:(astounded)"Sweet Jesus." 3-Guy 1:"Dude, u look horrible, what happened to you in there?" Guy 2:(exhausted)"I just skwelched
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