foe
An enemy.
Guard: "Ho there! Be ye friend or foe?" Adventurer: "Uh.....Foe." Guard: "Then begone with thee! I'll not let ye in!" Adventurer: "No, wait...!" Guard: "Ho there! Be ye friend or foe?" Adventurer: "I was just....Friend." Guard: "I don't know if ye are telling the truth, but I'll let ye in anyway." Adventurer: "Thanks....moron."
By Kenthar