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Real Man

According to women, a real man is a man that contains a seemingly infinite amount of qualities which they desire, ranging from having money, to being affectionate, kind, good father, faithful, muscular, tall, dark, & handsome, etc. However, when you look up the word real you get the definition genuine and when you look up man you get the definition adult male, so in actuality, when you combine the two words, the definition of a real man is a genuine adult male.

Tom is a real man, he takes care of his family like he's supposed to.

By @_tatt3d

Real Man

A Real Man is the complete opposite to a Dry Arse . If you want to be a real man then you need to be like Lee Booker

Her : You're not a real man wanting a beer midweek, you're a dry arse Him : But I've been working like 85 hours this week and I want to wind down Her : I'm going to get me a Real Man Him : like who Babe ??? Her : like Lee Booker, he's a Real Man not a dry arse like you !!!

By BruceyF

Real Man

A Real Man The thing that makes a man a man, is courage. Not just the courage to fight, but the courage to fight for what is right. A real man has the strength to admit to, who and what he is. A real man doesn’t run from his feelings. A real man isn’t afraid to love. A real man takes, but also gives. A real man defends the people he cares about. A real man doesn’t abandon a friend. A real man says nothing behind your back, that he won’t say to your face. A real man doesn’t live a lie, he lives the truth.

The man that is honest, brave and caring is a real man.

By asisee

Real Man

The insult women use when they want to bring down a guy enough to get him to do whatever she wants. Aside from that fact that there is no definitive image of a "real man" (and no, women's delusions do not count), there's also the fact that nobody ever ask if SHE was a "real woman".

Woman: What? That guy stepped on my toes and you won't defend my honor? What kind of a man are you? I thought I married a REAL man? Man: Oh yeah? And what kind of a fucking woman are you? You never seem to ever care whenever you ask me to fight some guy TWICE MY FUCKING SIZE over something as shitty as stepping on your toes. I thought I married a REAL woman?

By BusinessMan

Real Man

"Real [Man]": An idiotic "standard" that humans have come up with to [man] some men feel inferior, and make some men, and some women, feel superior. This is put in place because in the wild (Shy away christians) we come up with ranking systems to keep the whole pack under [one] rule to help the overall survival of the pack or group. This illogical mindset has no place in an agricultural world where our main goal is no longer survival. Mostly it is used to manipulate idiotic insecure men into doing something that they would normally not do. Overall it's [ignorant], illogical, and the sad thing of it is, is that [people] actually believe themselves when they say that someone isn't a "real [man]" unless they act the way that the insulter wants or expects them to. This standard that they have set that they think they can (and do) enforce through manipulation, is usually completely unrealistic, illogical, and just stupid in every aspect of the concept. [Pathetic].

You'd be a "real [man]" if you (insert command here). How could you (Insert an event that the other party doesn't [like].)!?!?!? You're not a "real [man]"!!! Example/scenario 1: Idiot: You didn't hold the door open for me!? You're not a real [man]! Male: Oh, so a real [man] would be an illogical twit and waste valuable [time] so that you don't have to exert yourself in any way? Why are you this stupid? Because you have been conditioned as you've grown up to think this way? Pathetic Idiot: I... you're not a real [man]. Male: *already gone* Example/scenario 2: Idiot: You only have an 6 inch penis? A real [man] would have a 12 inch penis that even size queens would tremble at! Male: Actually, the penis has evolved to be used for reproduction, not to puncture a woman's bladder so that she'll stop early, have to go to the hospital and everyone loses. You see, outside of the world of porn, women don't [like] penises bigger than their fists. Plus, many women don't even want [jackass] men that think that because they masturbated their way into brain damage and got their 12 inch cock as a reward, that he's the big [shot]. From my experience, alot of women like it emotionally, mixed with the pleasure that a perfectly fitting 6 incher would bring, instead of having a cock that would rupture the anus, and be too wide and long for a [vagina]. Idiot: urr mom LOL!!!111unoriginalSHIFtfone#EONe1! Male: the human race is doomed.

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