curbstomp
A cheap concoction that will undoubtedly satisfy your need/want to get drunk that involves one 40 oz bottle of malt liquor and one 23.5 oz can of either four loko or joose. The goal is to attempt to finish your "curbstomp" (noun) or get "curbstomped" (verb) between a hour, and a hour and a half (easier said than done). First drink the 40 oz down to the top label, then open the four loko/joose and (carefully) pour it into the 40 oz until it is full. Once full, drink what's in the 40 oz down to the BOTTOM label. After there is only a small amount of "curbstomp" remaining in your 40 oz, fill the remaining amount of what is in your can into the 40 (there may still be a little in the can). Finish all of what's in your bottle and then you will officially have been "curbstomped". **One important thing to note is that after reading this you will most likely think that this is disgusting and unbearable to drink. Mostly since 40s are terrible and four lokos taste like urine mixed with sugar. However, you will be VERY PLEASANTLY SURPRISED with how good it tastes. Speaking form experience, it took me a while to nerve up and try it. But after I popped my curbstomp cherry, I never went back
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
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the photo is all you need to know.
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Looks great and quick delivery
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I gave it to her today. And she loved it said it was her to the T
The Printing wasn't very sharp, but it's good enough.
It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
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