curb creature
A crack addict, dope fiend, basehead, or any hope-to-die drug addict (including the alcoholic) that can be found either standing, sitting, or laying curbside on any city street. They usually reside on a curb in an attempt to solicit any activity from anyone that could result in furthering their drug habit, but at times can be found laying down curbside passed out from sheer exhaustion as a result of a multi-day drug binge. A curb creature, by definition, has said "fuck it" to any attempt at a normal existence within society and has descended into a lifestyle of diminishing hygiene, drastic weight-loss, petty-theft, panhandling, and prostitution in a never-ending search to get the next high. This lifestyle also includes the continuous performance of a variety of self-degrading acts, homelessness, and trickeration. The curb creature can also be characterized by his or her willingness to go to great lengths and take great risks, bodily or otherwise, to obtain more drugs and fulfill the next high. The curb creature usually makes his or her home in abandoned buildings, alleys and city parks when away from the curb, and fears nothing except running out of drugs. He or she is usually more than willing to perform any act, sexual or otherwise, no matter how much it debases, humilates, and strips him or herself of all self-respect as long as that act results in more drugs.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
the photo is all you need to know.
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Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
My coworkers see all the cups I order from you, and this one is already one of their faves
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Looks great and quick delivery
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
I gave it to her today. And she loved it said it was her to the T
The Printing wasn't very sharp, but it's good enough.
It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
This was sent as a gift to my grandson, who lives in another state, so I never saw it. However I asked him as follows: "Just checking ... their request for a review shows an aquamarine mug ... it was supposed to be purple (eggplant, they called it). Was it purple?" Then he said: "It was purple! And thank you I love it haha Sent from my iPhone"
Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.
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It DIDNT break :D
so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.
This is made by my friend i love it
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It was the best thing I could have asked for
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