Cuntsplain

(V.) When someone usually of female gender and distasteful disposition tries to justify some type of ill refuted, abominable, alarming, appalling, atrocious, deplorable, depressing, dire, disgusting, distressing, dreadful, fearful, frightful, ghastly, grody, gross, gruesome, grungy, harrowing, hideous, horrendous, horrible, horrific, horrifying, nasty, offensive, raunchy, repulsive, shocking, stinking, synthetic, tough, ugly, unpleasant, unsightly action or behavior or oversight or mistake by downplaying their own role as the main contributor of the entailed situation.