Cunt Volcano
The bitch is inverted with legs akimbo. Her cunt is then hammered for all its worth before a fucking large quantity of man batter is dumped therein said gaping hole. 100 grammes of bicarbonate of soda is then spooned into her messy sticky love socket before the male retreats to the couch grabs a beer and waits. The resulting chemical reaction causes an eruption of massive proportions with foam and batter and all sorts spewing out of the gaping chasm!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
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