Cunck

A cunck is a low-tier occult fraud, a dime-a-dozen esoteric grifter who talks a big game but delivers nothing except paywalls and ego-stroking. They are not yet fully evolved into an Adeptus Cunckus, but they’re on the path—learning the ways of monetized mysticism, name-dropping, and ghosting customers while still believing they’re a genuine spiritual authority. A cunck is defined by: Overusing words like “initiate” and “lineage” to sound important. Selling PDFs that are mostly copy-paste jobs. Desperately trying to get name-dropped by bigger occultists. Defending the grift economy of the esoteric world while pretending to be against it. Ghosting followers while spamming political cope-posts on Facebook. Hoards divination decks and grimoires but does more talking than practicing. Hasn’t yet reached “self-initiated PayPal adept” status, but it’s the goal. A cunck is a wannabe mystic-for-hire, still cutting their teeth on overpriced workshops and vaguely worded social media posts. They have yet to ascend to Adeptus Cunckus, but they are watching closely, learning the ways of spiritual capitalism. They are not yet masters of the grift. But they are apprentices in the temple of bullshit.