Cumskin
A cave dwelling, pasty, chalky albino monkey. Allergic to the sun. Often tries to darken its skin and fatten its lips up. Likes borrowing aspects of far superior cultures and integrating them into its own. Disproportionately high percentage of porn is practice by Cumskin females. It is possible that its skin is really not pasty white, its just the millennia's of sex of incest and prostitution which has resulted in the sperm crusting over its skin. American variants have all these qualities but are often extremely overweight and sport mammoth tusk-like buck tooth's which they vigorously file down. likes to class itself as a "Caucasian" or the more extreme (but also hideously grotesque looking) ones like to classify itself as "Aryan or Aryan Supremacist). This variant also often likes to utilise IQ differences as a verbal weapon, however its own IQ usually numbers in the single digits. The American Cumskin inbreeds. Years of this have caused many of these creatures to develop overbites, bulges, spindly legs and arms and more. The diet of all cumskins solely consists of fatty foods such as burgers, fries, pies and sugar. Additionally, the American Cumskin also consumes deer, raccoon and rat meat along with sperm as a beverage. It labels this as "White Cuisine".
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
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Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
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