Cumbria
Cumbria is a extreme north, shire country, in the extreme north of extremeness. As many extremes as there may be in that sentence it doesn't change how there is near nothing extreme about Cumbria, but at least they have more than a Pete Doherty, from crappy Northumberland. They have William Wordsworth, Jesus, and Merlin. Cumbria is what the people Daaan Saaaath like to call, part of Scotland. They are very wrong though, Cumbria is in fact part of England. The Cumbrians proved it. Taking many back breaking years, but it is proven, Cumbria is part of England, Northumberland on the other hand.. Cumbria, despite being one country, it is actually two countries combined into one. The First country is east Cumberland, with the shared capital placement of Carlisle, and Kendal, and don't be fooled by Kendal, all they do is make mint cake, /it's not cake/. Then the second country is west Cumberland, that capital is normally Whitehaven. Everyone there is part of the "Sellafield Posse" To be honest they just have brain damage from all that nuclear radiation going about. Which leaves us to feel sorry for sad little Seascale. Cumbrians have been known to speak a different language we like to call Cumbrian, or just .. Drunk babble. Whenever you visit this land of beauty and sheep, be sure to just nod and smile as they speak to you. Also, buy things from the tourist booths. So sit down, tell us how ya’ fettle is, and give us the crack on where you‘re frey.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Astounding Mug. I found this Mug in a dark time, the time when I needed a mug the most. I went onto google.net and found this truly amazing piece of craftsmanship. Manny Heffley came out of my computer and started to gyrate, before hopping out completely and eating my asshole. It felts so good, I started shaking and moaning, rapidly convulsing on the floor. Manny Heffley slowly crawled into my, hiding in my womb in order to store his power for 12 months and evolve to the form of "Baby 2". Thank you, Urban Dictionary. This mug changed my life.
Looks great and quick delivery
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
I gave it to her today. And she loved it said it was her to the T
The Printing wasn't very sharp, but it's good enough.
It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
This was sent as a gift to my grandson, who lives in another state, so I never saw it. However I asked him as follows: "Just checking ... their request for a review shows an aquamarine mug ... it was supposed to be purple (eggplant, they called it). Was it purple?" Then he said: "It was purple! And thank you I love it haha Sent from my iPhone"
Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.
Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙
It DIDNT break :D
so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.
This is made by my friend i love it
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
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