Crystal
A charming and quirky girl that is absolutely smashing. She's fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack. One of a kind for sure, and is someone anyone can talk to. She'll keep up an intelligent, yet clever conversation going, that flows well. She's spontaneous and won't change herself for anyone. She stays true to the person she is and has the most sweetest and beautiful personality. She smiles like she doesn't care and will never really notice a boy since she's caught up in her own world, thinking about important things. Her hair ALWAYS smells amazing and it's beautiful, long,thick and dark. She connects well with others and will show interest in just about anything she can try to relate with (she's quite the athlete). She'll try to avoid throwing a fuss, but whenever it does happen, she'll look as hot as ever without even knowing, but will be taken seriously. She's brilliant with kids as well. She will NEVER be that annoying/mean girl thats always a drama queen. She won't exaggerate a situation or blow it out of proportion to prove a point because she always cares for how others feel over herself. She's VERY smart and beautiful in every way. She never worries about beauty though. She's not afraid to get her hair messy, or her hands dirty, or to break a nail. She'll be prepared for just about anything and will get through with a smile on her face even when she's ready to walk away. Its so amazing how she continues to amaze everyone.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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