cryjerking
when you cry while performing the act of masturbation. You can cryjerk any time you want especially if you are listening to 13 y/o girl in love music. The intensity of the eyaculation is proportional to the strenght of your cry and depression. if you are near to choking with your tears the pleasure will increase indeed and your life will be more miserable. Cryjerking can be divided in categories: 1: Looser cryjerk: you can be looser cryjerking when you realise your life sucks mandingo penis and you cant do much more about it than masturbate. For example: tom lives with his parents... who are dead... in a mausoleum... and decides to cryjerk holding his poke-cards. 2: breakup cryjerk: when you masturbate thinking about your ex after she dumped you for being a looser. for example: tom cruise decided to masturbate after katie holmes dumped him... for cryjerking in a mausoleum... 3: high-school cryjerk: when you are bullied just enough for you to get home and cryjerk thinking thats the only sexual performance you will be having in your life, in some cases planning how to make a shooting in your school. for example: tom was bullied in highschool for living in a mausoleum, he cryjerked for the first time while clinning his gun and swearing to be famous so no one suspects. The most common places for cryjerking are at the shower, your room, you ex room before being arrested and... apparently... a mausoleum.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Really fast and looks great! Took a chance on Christmas gift and it was a success!
Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!
okay so the mug was mid but when you have a genz meme and give it to one of the most serious people you know then it's pretty funny
Nice mug, great feel‼️
Perfect!
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
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Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
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Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
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