Crush
A crush is something that normally starts out small.You will act slightly different around this person and always have your guard up around them. However its best to let your guard down just enough to let them see the wonder and hope that fills you when you think about them. As the crush grows you will get anxious to know if that special person likes you too. You will think about him/her day and night. You will begin to hang out with them more and maybe talk to your friends about them a lot. But be careful because jealous friends will tell him out of spite, but real friends will tell them because they want you to be happy. So dont get angry until you know who your friends are. Anyways when they finally know that youre crushing on them, it doesnt matter if they like you or not.. things will change a little bit. If they like you, they will do the same things you did (pay close attention to their behavior before and after they find out) They will lead you on.. they will have you daydreaming about "if", they will have you head over heels and then they will change their mind or some random extremely unexpected impossible event will occur and you will be broken,torn, shattered, depressed, lonely, and at the point where you want to a.) be invisible b.) die in a hole c.)be noticed. In conclusion a crush starts out cute, sweet and romantic, but then it becomes what a crush really is: Heartbreaking. It will leave you torn, shattered, and most importantly CRUSHED.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
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