criss angel

see hack or douche bag A horrible illusionist or magician who makes people believe he has some sort of skill by using camera tricks. Next time you see his garbage show on tv notice how many times he says "what you see is what you get" or "no cuts watch this is just one take" and it instantly cuts to another angle. The fact that he repeatedly says those "just one take" lines is him trying to overcompensate for his non existant "magic skills" A self proclaimed "mind freak" whose biggest trick could possibly be signing a contract with A&E for his shit show for more than one season. If he wanted to impress me he should make his shitty show disapear.