Crindle Mug
Two separate beings that act as one single entity. While separated they are fragile and weak. But while together, their chi aligns as one and they become literally insane. They cause physical and emotional chaos to their surroundings and inevitably perform "the Crindle" on any and all bystanders. The crindle is best described as a 3-person sex position where the Crindle suspend their victim horizontally between themselves while rapidly vibrating and vociferating. The two-being entity known as the Crindle, once thought to be merely a hybrid-myth based off mistellings of the story of Castor and Pollux (The Gemini in greek mythology). At times, the Crindle show deep rivalry between each other and other times they show a stronger bond than siblings. The Crindle generally has one superior half while the other half shadows him. The position of the shadow Crindle may transfer according to which Crindle is more capable in their goal. The "Super Crindle" appears when neither Crindle can out-shadow the other, but instead appear to be two equal halves of a whole. The Super crindle is thought to appear in the end times--Armageddon. The Super Crindle is too complex and terrifying to be described using mundane language.
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Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.