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Craigtillian. (Noun) A person from Craig, Colorado. Worst of the worst. I mean the absolute worst person in the entire human race. No morals. No self respect. Weak Weak Minded. They don't walk, they slither. The 18-35yo Craigtillian Males, run their mouths, woofin woofin woofin, til' they get crunched. Then they pick themselves up off the ground, or regain consciousness. First thing they do is dial 911. 18-99yo females are terrible.They're so nosey, if they can't find information on you, they make it up. They snitch on each other, and in some cases are hanging out the same night. They'll literally hang up the phone with the police, after telling on you, and come over to your house. 2 Faced, talk bad about someone when they're not around, but best friends when they see them in public. Totally oblivious to the fact that they are total scumbags. But are 100% aware that they are snitches, and are perfectly fine with it. They actually have zero idea what's going on in the real world. They're born and raised in a little town, and wouldn't last a night in a big city. Not 2hrs if they had any money on em. Fake. If they hear a secret, they wanna be the first to tell everyone, because they actually believe they're important if they know something you dont know.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front

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girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend

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the urge to buy it and write cum on it

Jotaro j. 2021-12-04

These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

Ellen S. 2021-12-03
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I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son

Michael R. 2021-12-02

Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.

Donna B. 2021-12-02
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Love the fact that Urban dictionary came up with such an accurate and quick meaning for Binger! Mug was a little pricy but God is my morning coffee so much better in this mug!!

Michael G. 2021-11-29
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I'm in a Spanish-speaking practice group, and the phrase "Ajo y Agua" came up, meaning, (more or less) "If you f***ed up, deal with it." (It's a long story, how "Garlic and Water" means this, but that's the fun of it.) Anyway, the Urban Dictionary site with the mug popped up on Google (reading my mind, as always) so I bought one as a gift. It's not cheap as mugs go, but I'm happy to say the mug is VERY good quality, looks exactly as it does online, and is packed in the most securely designed mug-transport box I've ever seen. You can't break it in shipping or reshipping! Also it arrived in just a few days. I recommend this product highly.

Elizabeth V. 2021-11-28
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i like mug that say words

chloe n. 2021-11-28

I purchased the eggplant color cup for my friend, purple is her favorite color and she loves her special cup, she cooks a lot, so I had Itis with Iris put on one side of the cup and the meaning on the other side because when she cooks that how everyone feels afterwards!! Thanks UD Diana K.

Diana K. 2021-11-28
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I ate the mug it tastes good

cvvv g. 2021-11-27

I love seeing my name of coffee mug ☕️ also they describer very well biiftu means sunshine 🌞 ♥️🙌🏽

Biiftuu A. 2021-11-24

I love seeing new products, this one is awesome!

reis 2021-11-23

Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!

Micheal A. 2021-11-22

mug gud, got it for my gf but mug just made her pregananant. Help pliz mug says its going after my thicc mum next. pliz send help

Hero N. 2021-11-22

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