Craig
Craig- A tall, adorable yet handsome, good looking, charming, Sophisticated male with a huge dick that fits perfict, long curly hair that twists into ringletts and blue eyes that sparkle in the light. A guy that knows what you want unless hes trying to do something romantic then he breaks down to try to get you the perfect day or gift because you mean that much to him. Someone who puts a smile on your face. Someone who will lay there life down to save your. Do anything for. Someone that knows what they can loose if they loose you. Hes a guy that doent have to have sex with you, just hoding your hand is as good as gold. He is a great kisser and always leaves you lips with a warm tinggling sensation and your heart wanting more. He will never hurt you, he thinks the world of you and he would give you world if he could. He will get down on both his hands and knees to ask your forgiveness if you just randomly say owch when your in his arms. Will give you anything you want. (Damian)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL

Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
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