Cracksmack
To perform this you must have 1 Kilo of Crack/Cocaine (preferably in powder form). While someone (doesn't matter who) is giving you a blowjob, you pull out of their mouth as your about to cum. You point your dick to the heavens, and cum flows down it like a sweet waterfall. Then, once you've 'gotten your dick wet' you run over to that kilo or that crack rock and you rub your dick around in the pile, making a sperm-crack combo of epic proportions. After this, strut over to your woman (or man, you sick fuck) and dick slap the shit outta em'. P.S. With a crack rock, proceed to rub the rock up and down your penis rather than rubbing it on the rock.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
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I live in a Hillbilly Condo & love my flamingo pink mug.
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