Counterfriends
associating with someone who works behind a counter. you see them frequently enough, they know your usual, they might know one of your family members or a friend somehow, but you mostly have small talk. you might have one or two similar interest i.e.: - you work/worked for the same company - similar jobs---they work for Walgreens, you work for CVS - you or a sibling might have gone to school with them - they might have noticed you both buy the same things - are ordering their fav food/drink - you have a rocken' movie/band t-shirt, nice purse - own a pet - have kids - have a car - etc, whatever, either they're bored, are hitting on you, have no life, or are trying to sell you something you probably don't need. you see them around town and you might nod, have a brief uncomfortable conversation 'small talk' (your real friend is probably thinking, 'who the f*ck's this guy?'), or you keep walking like you're too busy to have noticed them. places you might find counterfriends: -Walgreens, CVS, pharmacies -Starbucks, Dunkin Dounuts, coffee shops -McDonalds, Burger King, fast food eateries -Target, Walmart, stores -secretaries, receptionists, assistants -etc, you get the idea. they secretly hate you anyway. Either way, be nice, they're working joes like you and me, and anyway, they're working with your food, your information, and they can tell people about all the weird sh*t you buy.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
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